01 -  Preheat oven to 400°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. 
 02 -  Slice each jalapeño in half lengthwise and remove seeds and membranes with care. Use gloves if preferred. 
 03 -  Combine cream cheese, shredded cheddar, minced garlic, smoked paprika, salt, and pepper in a mixing bowl. Blend until fully incorporated. 
 04 -  Fill each jalapeño half with the prepared cheese mixture. 
 05 -  Unroll the crescent dough and cut into strips about 1/4 inch wide. 
 06 -  Wrap dough strips around each stuffed jalapeño half, leaving bands of cheese exposed to resemble a mummy. 
 07 -  Arrange the jalapeños on the parchment-lined baking sheet. Brush lightly with melted butter or spray with cooking spray if desired. 
 08 -  Bake in the oven for 16 to 18 minutes until the dough is golden brown and crisp. 
 09 -  Remove poppers from the oven. While warm, press two candy eyes or sliced olives onto the surface of each for decoration. 
 10 -  Present warm alongside your preferred dipping sauce.